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Mullet Gizzards 06/27/08
Whenever Lorry and I get antsy here on Pine Island, we get off the island. But we never get very far. Yesterday we got as far as Matlacha, a neighborhing island. That's a distance of about six miles from our doorstep, if you're driving, which we were. But if you were paddling a canoe,
The Parrot In The Freezer 06/20/08
We've had George the parrot for thirty years and he won't shut up unless he wants to. Parrot's prerogative. But sometimes I say, "George, if you don't pipe down, I'm gonna . . ." George cocks an evil eye, as if to say, "Yeah? What?"
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We are lost, the captain shouted 06/06/08
My friend Karl has a way with words. I have been listening to him tell stories since I was a small boy. Today, he's 94. But he doesn't look it. He moves slow. But going down the stairs, and tricky, narrow stairs at that, he never holds the rail as I do, as everyone else does. Karl